Congratulate you
Said you had a double tongue
Balancing cake and bread
Say goodbye to a glitter girl
Talula, Talula
You don't want to lose her
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
She's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
Your little Fig Newton
So goodbye now my baby, gotta go
Say goodbye my baby to the old world
Ran into the Henchman who severed Anne Boleyn
He did it right quickly
A merciful man
She said that one plus one is two
But Henry said
That it was three
So it was
Here I am
Talula, Talula
I don't want to lose it
It must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
She's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
Your little Fig Newton
And Jamaica
Do you know what I have done
Mary M weaving on
Said what you want is in the blood of Senators
I got a Big Bird on the fishing line
With a bit of a shout, a bit of a shout
A bit of an angry snout
He's my favourite hooker of the whole bunch
And I know about his only bride
And how the Russians die on the ice
I got my rape hat on
Honey but I always could accessorise
And I never cared too much for the money
But I know right now
That it's in God's hands
But I don't know who the Father is
Talula, Talula
I don't want to lose him
He must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
He's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
Your little Fig Newton | 
